Last time I travelled on a train there were a couple across the aisle having s_x. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. When they had finished, they both lit up a cig_rette and this woman stood up and said, "Excuse me, I think you`ll find this is a non-smoking compartment...

Meet another joke! For once in his life, the estate agent decided to be honest with a prospective lady house-buyer. "This property is bordered on the north by gasworks, on the south by a rubber factory, on the east by a brewery, and on the west by a glue factory...

Meet another joke! Three men were sitting at a bar. Two of them were boasting about how they controlled their wives. The third man was conspicuously quiet. Eventually they turned to him and said: "So what...

Man saw cheap cruise...

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