About Vovochka

The teacher asks students:

— Peter, what do you wanna be when you grow up?


— Well done. And you, Bob?

— A lawyer.

— Clever. And you, Vovochka?

— I want to be a jerk.

— Why goon?

— Because when daddy and I go out in the morning from home, he often tells me: "Look at a luxury home at this idiot!" Or: "Look at a cool car at this idiot!"