Russian grandfather

22 November 2017

Grandfather worked in a slaughterhouse. Well, the meat and dragged myself through the checkpoint, hiding, somewhere. Passion and grandfather loved fried calf's udder, and so on passing not caught - hiding in my pants. Well, after another change back home, with a good piece in the pants, and the pants were on the buttons. Well, he has one of the buttons unbuttoned (and maybe he did and forgot to button it) and one calf nipple fell out. And then he goes home, happy in transport. Meter maid, noticing sluggish hanging out between the legs became grandfather to show, to notice and your fly buttoned. Grandpa with embarrassment, became this nipple to push back, but no - nothing, piece of something good itself lopped off.

While he fumbled with his fly he fell out the second nipple. Controlers eyes got big, and she clearly was not enough air as she began to wave his hands in the direction of his grandfather and to open his mouth frantically. But the old man a long time did not suffer, and with the words: "Yes, so they failed to" get a knife and occasinal nipples. Hiding them in his pocket, he happily looking at controllers, said: "I Have". But she could not speak, rolling his eyes, with a noticeable roar fell into the stairwell of the bus. Grandpa rushed to her aid, shouting on the move: "the Woman that you are, I'm not your cut!"

Russian grandfather

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